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Admittedly I have never read any relationship advice books from cover to cover such as Women are from Mars men are from Venus and He’s just not that into you, the reasons being that 1; I am lazy/too self absorbed 2; the title suggests that we are still within the same realm of the...

I LOVE … There is a reason why Thai Food ( “Ahan Thai”) is considered the leading exotic Asian cuisine of the world, because there is basically nothing like it in the world. It’s the result of a history full of ancient Eastern and Western influence which has evolved into...

Farang Falling. *Disclaimer: In no way am I talking about ALL Farang men and ALL Thai girls, but what is seen as a “stereotypical majority”. A Blog to be regarded as ridiculous as the people who read and write it! Thank you for your kind understanding. So just chill the f* out and...

Doesn’t matter how many times I find myself on the beach or at a hotel pool, exposed naked tits are always confronting. I am currently staring at a set of pert Nordic nipples at this very moment. I guess it’s hard to avoid considering the pool at the hotel is miniature, we are...

Sorry guys, I just DON’T GET IT? I’m no stranger to semi-hardcore porn where penetration leads to someone/s knocking on the back door and she apparently enjoying it but it does not have quite the same affect for me. Doesn’t mean I haven’t tried, this I am neither, admitting or denying...

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Anyone person who has been in a relationship or had female siblings, friends or mothers, aunts, nieces or any related female member would have had first hand experience with “The Big M”. So pretty much mostly any human being in the human race has been enlightened by the splendor...

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READ ME FIRST; SAMMI-JOE IN PARIS; CHAPTER 1;BON-VOY-OF-AGE The fantasy ending of sleeping till the plane landed never eventuated; in fact I woke up a couple hours before when the fat bastard a seat away snorted then I believe possibly sharted loudly at the same time. But never mind, I’m...

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WARNING; this is a satirical article, DO NOT TRY THESE WEIGHT LOSS METHODS AT HOME you fucking idiot. ‘The All my “Friends” Are Bitches’ diet; Now, let us regress back to when we were adolescents to teens, how awkward or chubby or pimply and insecure we might have been, and how...